WARNING: This is no ordinary crap. Contains a really wide blast radius
that will plaster your toilet, and is like eating a habanero pepper only instead it is a liquid projectile being discharged out your ass causing extreme pain like someone blow torched the rim of your ass hole.
BE ADVISED: Dell Taco and Taco Bell are the number 1 causes of Diarreha
OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY! NOT DIARRHEA
I knew i shouldn't have ate at Dell Taco