Dr. David Hutchinson
A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:
Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.
Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.
Driving cars that you cannot afford.
There is no cure for swag flu.
I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.
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