A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter
-1 twilzzler (per pliter
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter
This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters
Employee: Hello, how may I help you?
Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter
of Soda Cheese.