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2 definitions by Dr. B. Hyve

 
1.
An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.
She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.
by Dr. B. Hyve March 29, 2006
 
2.
the tendency to bear young'uns frequently.
Parturitious is derived from 'parturient' q.v. in a real dictionary.
by Dr. B. Hyve October 27, 2007