Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.
Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).
R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.
As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.
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