36 definitions by Dr. Foo

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.
He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.
by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011
A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.
Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?
by Dr. Foo July 10, 2008
Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome
The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.
by Dr. Foo September 15, 2009
The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb
Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?

Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!
by Dr. Foo September 22, 2008
cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities
I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.
by Dr. Foo July 10, 2008
Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
by Dr. Foo May 03, 2010
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