Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed
to appearances at a distance.
He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.
A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.
Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.
"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.
Said of bullshit that is so dense and deep it cannot be overcome
The politician thought his denials, excuses, alibis and recriminations were plunger proof, until he found out they had video tapes too.
The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb
Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?
Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!
cocktails before happy hour--usually before 4 p.m. in most localities
I'm on vacation--its early tails every day for the next two weeks.
Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.