2 definitions by Dr R Swank

Top Definition
The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
A way of being jipped for your creativity. You have a good idea and someone claims it as your Edison moment. Therefore you receive no reward.
"Hey, all you get is a dumb lightbulb as Edison thought of your idea!"
by Dr R Swank January 22, 2009

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