4 definitions by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag

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Noun. An individual who enjoys deriding others in jest with sarcasm, wit and puns that are sometimes uncharacteristically humourous.

Often associated with stirring faeces and comments engineered specifically to increase the targets blood pressure.

When spotted for his adept witty banter and general childish behaviour will display indignation that he is actually maturing into adulthood.
David Attenborough: Watch as the HaroldBishopsLoveChild stalks his prey, his web has been sPUN WITh SARCASM.
by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 03, 2010

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To have three or more chins
Whoa!!! You so morbis you could be a BBW model!
by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 01, 2010

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Adj. to be intoxicated with one or often multiple combinations of alcohol, medicinal or recreational drugs to the point of delirium and often requiring hospitalisation.

Often associated with having a slow Scottish accent and screaming of song lyrics written by NEDS Kru
Oh man, you just got richtered, either commit suicide or go get votan wasted.
by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 01, 2010

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1. Noun. An individual who is characterised by his short-temper and ill thought out constructive criticism, which is often miscontrued as blatant racism, slanderous direct attacks and general abusive rudeness.

2. Noun. One who is preoccupied with buying and reselling ebay items for a profit. Often associated with poor social class and associated with poverty.
1. Just because you're a morbis doesn't mean you have to be so angry at the world you pove!
2. Dude! Your ebay feedback is richteriffic! Pity you're still such a pove!
by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 02, 2010

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