"That drunken ginger man staggering in the road wearing a celtic top, eating a fried mars bar is obviously a swetty. Shall we run him over?"
dobbers......breasts, tits, boobs, knockers, mams etc...
Friend...."Look at the dobbers on that!"
Me...."Jeez! It only looks about 16 as well!"
drop the kids off at the mosque....
To take a
To have a
To have a
To go for an
Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"
Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
is to perform a sexual act on somebody.
"Ey-up our Eli! Did`st thi end up avin a
frompt behind t`bar last neet?"
"Aye, it wer reyt grand
. We were
all neet. She`s a reyt dirty
is that Shirley Bagthwaite...ah`ll tell thee!"
interpretation of the words "are you?"
Often used in towns such as
"Arty oreyt fettler?"....meaning "Are you alright my friend?"
Colne....a quaint west
village, full of
. Just like it`s neighbouring town
, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
notlob.....derisary term for Bolton & it`s people. Bolton spelt backwards (as in Monty Python sketch)
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