38 definitions by Dr Fox

Lankysher...An old historical county located in the north-west of England. Known as Lancashire to outsiders, but Lankysher to its residents. It`s main towns include Blackburn, Preston (nob-enders), Lancaster, Blackpool & Morcambe

Lankysher is known as the red rose county, a symbol which goes back many centuries. It`s old enemy is Yorkshire, the white rose county. During tudor times the famous war of the roses took place. Lankysher kicked Yorkshires arse & has done so ever since. Yorkshires main towns are Leeds, Bradford & Sheffield. It also has small backwards villages, a prime example of such a village is Burnley
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A Blackburn chat-up line.
It cuts out all the bull & get to the nitty-gritty question of whether said lady offers anal sex on the first night.
"O`reyt love. Tha`s lookin` a bit tasty t`neet int t`fancy clobber tha` nos. Tell us, dustha`tekkitupbottycock?"
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Burnley....otherwise known as 'Burn-er-lee' or 'Burnlah'....if you have the misfortune of hailing from the crummy little town in the West Yorkshire hills.
i"a small insignificant town in Yorkshire"/i
The six-toed inbreds that live in this ram-shackle squat, once known as a milltown are known to everybody else as dingles....this is NOT a term of endearment. The people of Burnley are a good example of what happens when a small community breeds over & over within itself...the gene pool shrinks to a gene puddle & voila! you have dingles!
The sorry folk of the village known as Burnley have an incredible inferiority complex....this complex being known as the sprawling metropolis that is Blackburn.
The very mention of the word Blackburn sends the dinglefolk into a tremendous jealous rage. Dingle parents are often heard telling their offspring/partners (often the same thing) bedtime stories of magic & witchcraft. Crazy tales of things called "Lek-tri-city" & "t`horseless carriages" & "successful football team".....all things too strange to imagine.
It is also said that 'community elders' can actually remember far far back to 'th`olden days'....a time when their team Burnley fc last beat their most hated rivals...the mighty Blackburn Rovers.
For over 28 years the tiny little inferior club has festered away in the huge black shadow that is Blackburn Rovers. Generations of six-toed children have grown up not knowing what a 'derby-day victory' is.
Burnley-folk also seem to have an unfortune trait. It is a tendancy to exaggerate greatly with numbers & statistics. This 'trait' often comes to the fore when they talk about "football attendancies on`t turf" & "away followings". Doctors have confirmed it is a mass form of "exaggerative numerical dyslexia".....meaning they tend to add a 'few thousand' onto their actual numbers/gates, so as not to look like the small club they really are. Another form of this dyslexia takes form as a difficulty to distinguish between "large & small". Ask any hill-trollto describe their football club & they will say hillarious things like "big club" & "sleeping giant"....when they really mean to say "small & unimportant" & "failing club".
If ever you have the misfortune of communicating with a dingle & you manage to actually understand their thick yorkshire tones, it would be advisable to to seek words of wisdom from a Blackburnian who will gladly 'put you right' on any of the more absurd claims they make.
Blackburnians, unlike Burnley-folk have good memories & can remember crowds of 2-3000 on`t turf & will also tell you many great tales of derby-day victories, winning of trophies & cups & european trips.
by Dr Fox May 07, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
taggart....a scottish person.

taggarts....more than one scottish person.

(not to be confused with 'tag-nuts' which are small pieces of shit that stick to the hairs around your arse)
1st man..."who`s that pale ginger person over there, trying to stay out of the sun?"

2nd man..."Oh, it`s only a taggart waiting for the pub to open"
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Piggies.....Bolton Wanderers & their fans.

A play on Bolton Wanderers nick-name 'the trotters'. Pigs have trotters, thus the name piggies when reffering to Bolton.

(also known as notlob or notlobbers

Bolton have no rivals, as nobody rates them enough.
"who are the piggies playing today?"
"Has Jabba Allardyce left the piggies in the lurch?"
"Just watch the piggies sink now"
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.
"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"
by Dr Fox May 11, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
dingles.....more than one dingle

(see also hill-troll hill-trolls& Burnley
dingles.....a group of people from the yorkshire hamlet of Burnley
by Dr Fox May 07, 2007

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt