Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley
village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls
spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles
dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.