An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.
Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face
A noise made usually by irritating individuals who drive clapped out Volkswagons. A stupid and opinionated person with ginger hair
WAOW you can't drive and I can!!! WAOW!!
A reaction towards another displaying arrogance towards yourself
Simon was so bdz to me today
1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary
2. Someone especially violent
Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003
"I'm hitting the note" AHEM
"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM