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1 definition by Dr D215

 
1.
Dashman- Being a failure at everything you do, while also thinking you are actually 'good'.
E.g.

1. Attempting to run on a treadmill, falling off, getting an appalling time and still thinking you did well. -Dashman
2. Always the weak link on a team and when you fail you blame it on things which are 'apparently' out of your control (e.g "I was blind") -The weak guy is a bit low on Vitamin D
by Dr D215 September 23, 2009