2 definitions by Dr Cunt

Clonic-tonic rythmic contractions of the gluteus muscle following an upward stroke on the medial aspect. Alternatively, blowing around the Anus produces relaxation and feacal unloading.
A positive Manushas Sign =

Manushianism: Triad of: Hypertrophy of the Gluteus maximus, altered posture/gait, and hypospadius.
by Dr Cunt March 15, 2010
AGUFANIAN CRISIS:

Pathophysiology:

Excessive erotic impulses resulting towards a mass shunt of blood from essential organs (upto 4.7 litres) to the hypertrophied copora cavernosa. As a result the patient cannot perfuse his organs and and goes into multisystem failure.

Signs: Massive Tumescence in a otherwise frail and flaccid body.

Epidemiology: Endemic to kenya with only 1 known case nationally.

Risks: Undiagnosed a patient with a high genetic susceptibility may cause communial cervical,oral, anal heamorhagge in the female population.

Associations: Alopecia totalis, osteoathritis, calf atrophy, toyota echo
News Headline:

Young kenyan boy drops dead at age ten whilst looking at a herd of goats. Doctors belive its agufanian crisis.
by Dr Cunt March 17, 2010

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