n. 1)Total fuck mook. Ignorance in its purest form.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.
n.- Man, can you believe that crog? Only a shithead fucks with Heavy C.
v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.