noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.

A burger created by taking a piece of bun off a McChicken, and off a Quarter Pounder, and then putting the burgers together.

Named after the food poisoning salmonela which apparently takes place if uncooked poultry and beef make contact.

To fill a toilet with paper so as to avoid noise and/ or unsanitary splashing.

noun; The first girl on the dancefloor.

Descriptive of the embarrassingly erotic sensation one derives from sitting above the wheel arch of an idling bus.