Me..."Man, that sticky Vicky certainly got tag-teamed big style last night!"
My mate..."Yeah, she squealed like a pig & loved every minute of it"
Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley
village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls
spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles
dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
a 'dingle' is a derrogatory term for a person from Burnley
The term was first used in the year 2000 at the 'roses' derby game at turd morgue
by jubilant Blackburn Rovers
fans. This game was won 2-0 by the promotion winning Blackburn team of the season 2000/2001. A great victory that ensured a 21 year* dominance continued over their significantly smaller yorkshire rivals. The term dingle
has since been adopted by many other groups of fans when talking about burnley fc
(*NB....at time of writing, the dominance has increased to an almost laughable 28years
Burnley....otherwise known as 'Burn-er-lee' or 'Burnlah'....if you have the misfortune of hailing from the crummy little town in the West Yorkshire hills.
"a small insignificant town in Yorkshire"/i
The six-toed inbreds that live in this ram-shackle squat, once known as a milltown are known to everybody else as dingles
....this is NOT a term of endearment. The people of Burnley are a good example of what happens when a small community breeds over & over within itself...the gene pool shrinks to a gene puddle & voila! you have dingles!
The sorry folk of the village known as Burnley
have an incredible inferiority complex....this complex being known as the sprawling metropolis that is Blackburn
The very mention of the word Blackburn
sends the dinglefolk into a tremendous jealous rage. Dingle parents are often heard telling their offspring/partners (often the same thing) bedtime stories of magic & witchcraft. Crazy tales of things called "Lek-tri-city" & "t`horseless carriages" & "successful football team".....all things too strange to imagine.
It is also said that 'community elders' can actually remember far far back to 'th`olden days'....a time when their team Burnley fc
last beat their most hated rivals...the mighty Blackburn Rovers
For over 28 years
the tiny little inferior club has festere...
babby`s yed flottin.....a babies head floating.
A steak pudding in a tray with mushy peas smothered in gravy. The staple diet of anyone from Wigan
. Taken from the descriptive of what a babies head might look like if it was coming out of a bath full of gravy....a babies head floating
(on entering a chippy)
(assistant)..."Wot yavin love?"
(Wiganer)..." I`ll av babby`s yed flottin, wi a barm-cake"
a resident of Burnley
, a dingle
, a knuckle-dragger, a person with no prospects, yorkshire-folk.
is a resident of Burnley, which in itself is a small insignificant town in yorkshire. The local sport is inbreeding & smashing up their own town-center....especially after 2-0 home defeats to the mighty Blackburn Rovers
, their arch-rivals from across the border in Lancashire.
stoppy back.....otherwise known as after hours
. Extra illegal drinking time in a pub. This ancient tradition had waned over the last few years due to new more relaxed drinking laws in the UK, but still a few 'traditional' landlords keep the faith.
local...."Anychance of a stoppy back tonight boss?"
Landlord...."Aye, just let me get rid of a few strange faces first" (usually followed by a wink)