A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.
The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".
This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
Jack: I'm late for work thanks to that liftjacker!!
When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.
Mom: Mike what happened to the water!
Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut
when a man shoots sperm into a womans pussy hole from a further distance then having sex, the man then leaves for the sperm to be absorbed by the pussy
Jane: wow last night Rick gave me something better than sex
Katie: really what happened
Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best
a retard realated to a baldip
it usually has spaz attacks quite often
Jose: What the fuck?? Who are you?
Harbindapal: Harbindapal, Harbindapal!!!
unpolite way of calling a mexican a spaz, this is also a combination of spaz + aztec
Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...
A massive cruise ship belonging to the company Costa, which is also a coffee company. It is an Italian company that has around 25 ships and counting and each can hold on average around 2000 passengers and around 800+ crew.
It goes everywhere around the world and is very popular for tourists who need a break. The crew are very multicultural and range from Europeans to Asians and South Americans, most of them are very beautiful but sadly most are taken. The cruises are very big and has many different facilities on board.
This cruise is not the best in the world but is currently competing with other top class cruises including: Holland America Lines, Eurodam, Carnival and Cunard. It is a very expensive company to travel with and you can soon see your money drain very fast if you were to book a holiday/vacation with them.
You would see many Italians on board since it is a Italian company. Cabins are relatively small and there is not enough room to have sexual intercourse with your partner or a hooker you found during your travels. Drinks are very expensive and are a rip off, there are stalkers who like to take your photo and sell them to you for over $30 per picture but hate it when you take their picture.
Overall Costa Cruises is a very nice cruise company and the ships they have are amazing with friendly crew and they have shows which are performed every night and can be very entertaining.
Going on a Costa Cruise is a once in a life time experience.
a boy/man who is so addicted to the smell of girls/women that he would do anything for it
Tom: dude, why is Nick all over Tracey
Mike: don't know hees been like that all week
Tom: he likes the smell of girls, thats perverted you know
Mike: yeah what a bitch sniffer