A male human. Can be one of the following:
Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more
than the average woman
, and doesn't think
there's anything wrong
with a strong woman
. Very neutral.
Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant
to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when
thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When
criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid
and easy to make a fool of.
Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more
on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.
Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when
paired with the right woman
, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary
belief, this kind
of man actually does exist. Often called
"pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when
they have this kind
of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts
on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think
there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty
been treated like crap since the beginning of time.
Man 2: Scrub
the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner
and give me some
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic
piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.
Dovey: Well, you've been pretty
polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life
for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything
a real man cares about
i would give everything i have
for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.