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6 definitions by Douglas PerfectHour

 
1.
The act of male masterbation and orgasm prior to going on a date where it is apparent he will score. The male performs this act up to an hour prior to the date in order to facilitate a longer lasting erection (thus satisfying her every need later on)
Bill knew Sally wanted to bone that night, so he rubbed one out in the bathroom before he left to pick her up for dinner
by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005
 
2.
The act of male masterbation and orgasm in a violent fashion.
Tommy Cranked one out all over Susan's face.
by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005
 
3.
Being caught in the act of masterbation, without having achieved orgasm, and being left frustrated at having to start over.
I was frusturbated after my mom busted me whacking off in the bathroom.
by Douglas PerfectHour February 24, 2005
 
4.
Frogasm is the vulger launch of warm sperm into someone's afro. It is a matter of fact that it can only be accomplished by gay, black men.
Snoop up and gave Tupac a killa frogasm.
by Douglas PerfectHour February 24, 2005
 
5.
The act of Tapping your cock on a girls forehead as you orgasm.
Mark tapped one out on big birtha.
by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005
 
6.
For Urban Dictionary Slang Purposes: A bassist is someone who hangs around musicians.
Larry learned how to play an A, E and B on the bass guitar. This was the entire prerequisite for joining a band.
by Douglas PerfectHour February 23, 2005