Douglas J. Kozlowski
1. the sound an irate or horny penguin makes
2. a fuzzy beep
Penguin 1: wanna fuck?
Penguin 2: Merf!
Dude 1: Yo, that car just totally merfed at me.
Dude 2: Dude brah, that's merfed up. Pass the bong.
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