My laptop battery is about to die. Can you douche my charger into the wall, please?
me: "I am getting nowhere with my paper."
friend: "Why don't you take a break and douche up the rest later?"
me: "Good idea. Let's douche over to the Mission and douche up some douchers (burritos)."
me: "Hold the elevator! Thanks."
person: "What floor?"
me: "Can you douche 3, please?"