2 definitions by Double Mase

One who does absolutely nothing in life but stay on a couch (not necessarily theirs) and surf the internet or watch tv (not necessarily their computer or their tv). Unlike porch monkeys, who are racially stereotyped, couch monkeys can be any gender, color, or sexual orientation. (There's no need for Randall to "take it back")
Derek: "Man, what does that girl Danielle do all day? She's 23, doesn't go to school, and only works 16 hours a week, if that"

Sunny: "I dunno dude, she's probably just a couch monkey"
by Double Mase June 26, 2010
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One who takes all of the appetizer plates that a waitress will put on a table without thinking of the other people at the table. Usually, the plate hog will just eat off of the top plate, leaving the rest of the stack intact.
Sunny: "Dude, DUDE"

Derek: "What?"

Sunny: "How 'bout spreading the plates for the rest of us"

Derek: "Oh, my bad"

Sunny: "Yo, you'se a plate hog"
by Double Mase November 7, 2010
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