1. (noun 1) A dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
1. "What a parsifan playing counterstrike instead of dating girls!"
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking