2 definitions by Donkeyboy32

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Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.
My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.
by Donkeyboy32 August 27, 2008

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That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.

Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....

"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
by Donkeyboy32 October 09, 2014

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