1 definition by DonkeyKong and TwatFeatures

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The time efficient way to start one's day. To eat your breakfast while gracing the porcelain throne.
"I took one too many snoozes on my alarm clock and was forced to get the weetashits so that I could get to work on time."
by DonkeyKong and TwatFeatures November 29, 2011

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