5 definitions by Don Turgenson

Top Definition
The act of smearing fecal matter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Cat.
"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Scat.
by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008
A person who gets arrested for buying a prostitute in Philadelphia, PA.
Benny Fortson had a hard time explaining to his wife how he became the latest Philly Phuckup to embarrass his Fortson family name.
by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008
The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.
"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.
by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008
The act of vomiting on someone unexpectedly.
Joe: Yes that's right I just vomited on you unexpectedly.
Beau: Damn dude, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: No it's cool, that's a St. Louis Surprise.
Beau: Oh, right...
by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008
The act of using watery feces to humiliate another individual in any way whatsoever. Also an act of morbid affection.
We all watched in horror as Danielle Donatello vandalized Xander Zimmalina's Shitty Times Ten(Chevrolet S-10) by putting her watery feces all over it. She later explained that she had just performed the infamous Mississippi Mudslide. She also added that this is also an act of morbid affection. We were totally shocked and genuinely afraid. We then proceeded to back away slowly while carefully keeping her in our line of vision. Before finally sprinting to safety one of us told Danielle to "look over there". Upon success of this classic diversionary technique, we found safety in a nearby alley. Breathing heavily we all wondered if one day we would ourselves become victims of the Mississippi Mudslide. We hoped not but then again it is an act of affection so we were somewhat confused.
by Don Turgenson April 11, 2008

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