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2 definitions by Don't worry who this is

 
1.
A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!
by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008
 
2.
Someone on TV (knowingly) who acts like a complete douche bag asshole for the sole purpose of gaining attention for themselves.
Did you see that camera douche on "True Life?" You know he was just acting that way because of the cameras.
by Don't worry who this is February 27, 2008