7 definitions by Doktor Agon Fly

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In the theology of the Church of the SubGenius, a mystical substance or quality that is the prerequisite of all human happiness.
I read the Book of the Subgenius to find true slack in life.

"Give me liberty, or give me slack"

The CON took away all my slack.

That makes me unhappy, that's not slackfull.

Slack is the perfect hamburger...

Slack is feeling damn good, and everything goes your way.

"Slack" is a way of life.
by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004

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A combination of the two words "money" and "slack"
This weeks paycheck is going to be moneyslack.

I possess the magic powers of moneyslack.
by Doktor Agon Fly January 22, 2005

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a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants
Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?
by Doktor Agon Fly February 01, 2004

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Some canadian dude.
Greetings Bucky, oh you're from canada.

Quit humping Bobot! Bad Bucky!

Silly Bucky, Slack is for Bucky!
by Doktor Agon Fly February 24, 2004

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a. Intelligent SubGenius.
b. Someone who actually knows what a SubGenius is.
c. The person who beat me to urbandictionary and got there first.
Nice job, Pope Breakfast.

Hope to see you at X day, Pope Breakfast.

Who is this Pope Breakfast? I want to meet them.
by Doktor Agon Fly February 02, 2004

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A for profit clench/schism/subsect of the Church of the Subgenius, with a specific intent to buy out J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, own and dominate, the Church of the Subgenius.

A fraternal club of freaks, weirdos, and other unusual creatures.
Your grounded for going to that "Clench of the Dragonfly" cult meeting.

Joining the "Clench of the Dragonfly" is the stupidest idea ever.

Those greedy bastards at "Clench of the Dragonfly" will never raise the 5.5 billion dollars needed to buy out "Bob"
by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004

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1.Someone who runs around acting like a Subgenius, praising "Bob" and whatnot, with out actually being a member of the Church of the Subgenius.

2.Someone currently hypnotized by "Bob"

3.Ulimate fan of "Bob"

4.A newbie in the Church of the Subgenius

5.Other
Quit being a bobbie and fork over thirty bucks!

There were so many bobbie's at the devival, I had to smile.

Hip Dobbshead dude, you're a total bobbie.
by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004

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