2 definitions by Dogboy Dave

jersey tenderfoot

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

by Dogboy Dave April 4, 2005

greek bike ride

When you raise the seat on a bicycle up 10 + inches and remove the seat, and replace with a small container of feta cheese.

sunshine Dean went for a greek bike ride this afternoon.

by Dogboy Dave May 11, 2005