The "surprise" you get when gauging your ear lobes to anything larger than a 2 gauge. It's a nasty crust on your overly large earrings. Smell is between a cats ass and something that might have died 12 weeks ago.
I leaned in close to kiss her, and then I noticed her ear cheddar. (barf)
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