Italian surname of some amazing people who cannot be named due to Urban Dictionary's character limits. But rest-assured if you meet a Moschella, you are in for a treat.
Girl 1) I met this new guy, his name is Moschella.
Girl 2) You met a Moschella? I'm so jealous. Can I have sloppy seconds?
Girl 1) He's a Moschella, he'll probably let you join.
Girl 2) I knew I loved you.
Girl 1) It's not me you love, it's Moschella.
Girl 2) So true.