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2 definitions by Doctor Derek Faux

 
1.
(sig'-no)--n.
An abbreviation of the term significant other, less unwieldy, used to refer to someone who is more than a boyfriend or girlfriend, but not yet a husband or a wife--usually a co-habitating lover, with whom one shares a long-term sexual relationship. May be also be used as a gender-neutral term of reference for a same-sex partner.
"This is my Signo, Zachary."

"Why don't you meet us for dinner, and bring your Signo if you'd like."
by Doctor Derek Faux February 21, 2008
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2.
(doosh gahr'-gler)--n.

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.
Jill: "Dick is a real douchebag!"

Jack: "No, Dick has attained such unprecedented levels of douchebaggery, that he's actually a Douche Gargler."

Jill: "Yep. That's Dick all right. A total Douche Gargler."
by Doctor Derek Faux March 18, 2009
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