1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.
2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.
"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"
"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."
February 15, 2008