1 definition by Dixie Normous er.

short for mononucleosis.

something you get from pussies like Alex Truelove, who have only gotten to first base.
- like herpes, only more embarrassing.
Shit, that douche Alex gave me & two of my friends Mono, and he only kissed one of us!
by Dixie Normous er. July 31, 2009
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