15 definitions by Disvan

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.
So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!
by Disvan September 25, 2010

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Someone who eats chicken and fish but is otherwise vegetarian.
Julie doesn't eat pork, turkey, or beef, but she does eat other meats and eggs and dairy, so she is a half-vegetarian.
by Disvan September 30, 2010

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A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 25, 2010

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The fiancé of one's mom. When they marry, he will become your stepdad.
Jane's mom's new boyfriend, John, proposed last night. John is Jane's stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 25, 2010

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Tav
Nickname for Tavis. An awesome, loyal, trustworthy guy friend who can make anyone laugh their head off. He's also addicted to MSN. When he's not on, he always puts his status as Away rather than Offline, because he's too lazy to log off. Also, he can be a bit of a tease sometimes. But we love you anyway, Tav!
I'm talking to Tav on MSN.
by Disvan November 24, 2010

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Piece of junk that doesn't actually have ANY decent or new-ish movies. Who cares if it enables you to watch movies on your Wii? Why can't you do that on your computer, or your iPod, or even your *gasp* DVD player? They don't even have Ghostbusters or Alien or anything, they're that bad. If you must see it for yourself, get the one-month free trial and then RETURN IT.
That was a great movie...maybe Netflix will have it in 45 years!
by Disvan November 24, 2010

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An ugly teenage boy who combs his hair and looks like a wannabe Justin Bieber. Is a total player who has nothing better to do with his life then hit on girls who dress like strippers. When a nice girl likes him, he plays games with her and breaks her heart, because he's that much of a jerk. Also, his mom is an awesome art teacher.

DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!
Griffin, stop hitting on my BFF!
by Disvan November 24, 2010

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