One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close
enough to, has loud sex. Generally characterized as a truly terrifying experience
in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected
to aural terrorism
in the form of moans, groans, yelps, heavy breathing, bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.
Last night, while
I was trying to study for my final, my disgusting roommate
and his girlfriend treated me to a L.A.P.
The L.A.P. I caught the other night was so bad, I could tell she didn't cum.