Longueuil - proper noun
A city of southern Quebec, Canada, on the St. Lawrence River opposite Montreal. It is an industrial centre where single males find it difficult to date females, as females choose not to "sleep over" in sub-standard towns such as Longueuil. Friends of such townfolk will not visit, if they do, they will die of boredom. If you dislike the French, we recommend you avoid it and head to Nova Scotia.
I would rather eat toe fungus than travel to Longueuil.