look up any word, like sex:

1 definition by Dirty Old Man Needs Love

 
1.
Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.
Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.
by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012