When you find a nice girl and bring her back to your place, once she is warmed up and ready to go you jump back and angrily masterbate in the corner because you can do it better yourself.
I had this hot blonde last night and got her with the dirty dutton!!!!!!!!!!
After you have sex you slap the woman in the face, and as she turns around to look you fart on her face.
Rusty Harden gave me the fart hammer last night
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