22 definitions by Dirty Buck Nasty

latin: Spermae barbatus
Half-fetish, half-prank, the Abe Lincoln involves ejaculating on a passed-out friend's face and then shaving one's own pubic hair to throw on the unconscious face. The pubes will stick to the semen deposited around his chin and neck area, thus creating a most presidential of beards for the friend to awaken to.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I've always suffered from a crippling inability to grow facial hair, so my friends decided to surprise me by giving me an Abe Lincoln for my birthday. I felt like the luckiest boy in the whole world!
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: Analingus miatus
A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
For those of us who are sexually disabled, the Reverse Blumpkin is a godsend. Though I can't achieve an erection, I can piss and get my butthole eaten out like there's no tomorrow.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
latin: Dico lino

Set a cellular telephone to the "vibrate" feature and insert into the man's rectum just before climax. The man should then call the phone. The strong vibrations will cause the man to release the phone. The woman should then answer the phone and "talk dirty" to the man while he gives her a "facial."

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
The long distance was hard. For a year we had phone sex, Skype sex, but no physical connection. When we finally found ourselves together, we didn't know how to behave. The Birmingham Booty Call allowed us to find the perfect melding of what we knew and what we didn't.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: Clunis Concubitis Barba
After a man and woman engage in anal sex, the maile removes his still-erect member from his partner's rectum and rubs it along her upper lip, thus creating a sort of fecal mustachio supposedly reminiscent of a scraggly Mexican mustache, or bigote.
Women love being Dirty Sanchezed because of the power reversal and gender switch that comes from having a typically masculine mustache painted across their face with a penis

Source: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
latin: Spermae sanguinis
As the man approaches climax during either genital or oral intercourse, he pulls out to ejaculate upon his partner's face and then immediately punches his partner in the nose, thus causing blood and semen to swirl upon his lover's countenance in a delectable mixture reminiscent of the strawberries and whipped cream from everyone's favorite summertime dessert.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
My boyfriend loves Donkey Punching me in the back of the head, but it's so demeaning for me not to make love face to face. It makes me feel like a piece of meat. So instead we started to Strawberry Shortcake. I get to look him in the eyes, and he gets to punch me in the face.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 14, 2010
latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.

from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010

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