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22 definitions by Dirty Buck Nasty

 
8.
latin: Botolph Crustum

Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
 
9.
latin: strages

An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
 
10.
latin: peregrinus
Almost all men and women masturbate either sitting or lying down, making this solo move a natural way to spice up a private half hour. Sit or lie on top of the hand you normally masturbate with, dramatically reducing the blood flow in your arm. For men, once you've lost feeling in that hand, dab on some lubricant and begin to masturbate. Women can start with fingers or a toy--the choice is yours. With no no sensation in your hand (but feeling everything down south), you can imagine getting frisky with a mysterious partner--who just happens to know exactly how you like it!
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I haven't had a partner for some time. And I never had the money or desire to invest in sex toys or call girls. The stranger really is the next best thing to getting it for real.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
 
11.
latin: ferveo labia

A great way to spice things up in the bedroom--literally. Before coitus, pour Tabasco sauce (habanero or "rooster" sauce are both acceptable) on the outer lips of the woman's vagina. The man should then enter her while the full force of the hot sauce takes effect. Originally conceived and coined in the Louisiana bayou, Hot Lips Houlihan has become universally popular among spicy-food aficionados.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
We love us some spicy food. That's why we like Hot Lips Houlihan, taking that south of the border taste, well, south of the border really heated up the old bedroom. Nothing will make you as frisky as second-degree burns."
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
 
12.
latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
 
13.
latin: Mictus pluvia
The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.
Urine has never gotten the attention it deserves in the sexual world. Sure, it's great for expelling waste, but did you know that it's also great for spraying bathing girls in a golden shower?
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
 
14.
latin: coleus gustatus
In this simple fetish, the man repeatedly dips his testicles into the open mouth of his lover or passed-out friend, in a motion similar to dipping a tea bag into a cup of hot water.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Republicans want to sully the good name of the Tea Bag by associating it with tax revolt parties. But this aggression will not stand. We must demand that the president sign into law that the only definition of Tea Bag is to dunk your nads in somebody's mouth.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010