4 definitions by Dirty Band-Aid

Top Definition
Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.
I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.
#masturbate #vacation #jack off #spank session #calculation
by Dirty Band-Aid September 02, 2010
F&M
Facebook masochism. Torturing yourself by obsessively monitoring the page of someone you like, but who doesn't like you. This may also include visiting pages of their friends, family and co-wokers. F&M differs from stalking in that any information gained; seeing what they do, where they go, what's new, etc. only makes you more miserable because you aren't a part of it; yet you can't stop looking.
It's his fault I'm into F&M. He shouldn't have told me he liked me, slept with me and then never called me.
#facebook #masochism #stalking #torture #obsessive
by Dirty Band-Aid September 10, 2010
Exclaimed in celebration after a feat of white trash ingenuity has been accomplished, or after learning of good news.
You hear Cindy Gene and Billy Wayne got hitched?
Yur kiddin!? WHITE TRASH POWER!
#white #trash #power #redneck #celebrate
by Dirty Band-Aid May 04, 2011
A form of sabotage in which tramp-like behavior is used to interfere with a relationship.
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my thigh, that way my ass can be in his face while he works on me and he'll forget all about his girlfriend. Operation Trampotage in full effect!
#tramp #sabotage #relationship #breakup #couple
by Dirty Band-Aid December 28, 2010
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