Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.
We ALL know one of these, don't we?
1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.
2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.
2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.
The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.
The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...
to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet
That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.
What you say when the man is razzin' you.
"hey aren't you that du-"
"hey i thought i told yo-"
giving a girlsome double penetration
hey mate - do you think that girl would be interested in a twos-up???
A fat ugly women who enjoys the presence of another vagina.
Ellen Degeneres has dated many Fugesbians.