and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This maneuver requires several
conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must
this girl for more than
24 hours. Second, she must have given
birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty
the myers. Thirdly, you must
be willing to bypass
the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching
session. If you so much
where this girl has been, know
that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have
failed in dirty
myering her. It takes a rare breed
to drive right into an asshole you know nothing
about on the first date, and especially with your
mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
"hey man, how did your date go?"
"Pretty good... got some ass last night"
"Nice, how was it..? Was she a good fuck?"
"I wouldn't know, all I wanted to do was give her the dirty myers"
"Wasn't this your first date? And doesn't she have two kids?"
"Yep... and quite
a delicious asshole"