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13 definitions by Dip

 
1.
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
by Dip July 19, 2004
 
2.
n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.
Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...
by Dip June 28, 2004
 
3.
v.
Masturbation.
Now self-destruction...
Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...
by Dip June 29, 2004
 
4.
The abbreviation for Masturbate or just something you say when you do not know what you are going to do that day.
Hey JOe what are you doing today?
Mabatin'!
shut up joe
by dip December 09, 2004
 
5.
v.
To employ the art of removing the contents of ones back pack, followed by the reversing of the afore-mentioned bag so that it is inside out, and finished by replacing the materials inside of the flipped bag and zipping it shut.
On the last day of school 8th period english J-Packed Ms. Matthews, the blondest teacher ever.
by Dip June 23, 2004
 
6.
When something is disgustingly cute and to make fun of it you say this thus making a mockery of whatever was said
My boyfriend took me out for a dinner and movie
Oh my Gawwwwwwww!
shut up
by dip December 09, 2004
 
7.
Medium salsa mixed with grated cheese. Eaten with chips preferable tostito's. Enjoyed and invented by the dips.
I went over dips house yesterday and had some salsa ish
by dip June 27, 2004