1 definition by DingoDongo

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Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.
Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.
by DingoDongo February 12, 2009

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