<verb> The attempt of sexual intercourse, when the male accidentally inserts his penis, into the improper opening in the vulva, ex. urethra or anus.
past tense- ritty rotted
"So I was fucking my girlfriend last night, then i accidentally ritty rotted her, I was so embarrassed."
John was so ecstatic to finally lose his virginity, unfortunately to the school slut Kimberly. John slept over Kimberly's house for the night, started off with foreplay
, and continued until John got so lost and confused that he accidentaly ritty rotted
her, and lost all of his manhood.