Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing
Man, did you see that Manowar show? The way they posed? And all that "Knights of Steel" bullshit? Hell that was corny.
The most satisfying thing to do with a guitar. There are non-believers, in this age of nu-school hiphop, rap metal and ska, but there will always be a cult devoted to the art in its truest form.
Dimebag can shred like a motherfucker. Seriously, he can shred like you wouldnt believe. Thats until he died. Rest In Peace Dimebag, you motherfuckin legend.
The George Bush pronunciation bushism
...the use of subliminable messages...
Blowing your load in a chicks face, then punching her in the nose, making it bleed, smeer the blood and the ejaculate and you got a raspberry bismark!
You want a raspberry bismark? Are you sure?
Obtaining the worst possible passing grade at university merely by attendance, marking your name on the exam paper(s) and very little else.
Mark went to university and did a ragnarok, it wasnt really worth 3 years of his sad, hollow life :(
When a girl slurps the cum out of a condom, tipping it up like a pixie stick.
Yo I pulled off my rubber and gave that bitch a pixie stick.