4 definitions by Dildo'n'AnalBeads

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That one bead, that breaks off from your set of anal beads, and stuck in your badunkadunk.
I shit out my anal bead from that thing I did with Aunt jemima. i gave her a sparkling mermaid
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

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When a girl plays the shit out of you, trying to get in your pants ,but shes ugly as fuck. The tricks she plays are vagina Games
"That Little girl from the old school welchs commercial plays vagina games with me, and i smacked her."
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

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Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

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Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

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